Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

that asshole is whistling

This is in reference to a major asswhooping in either gaming or real life. The term "that asshole is whistling" is like saying they got so beat down that when the wind blows their asshole is whistling like a beer bottle.

You catch the fight last night on pay-per-view? Friend: yeah man, that ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING! He aint gonna shit right for a week!

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler

Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?

by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

asshole

asshole: usually people with weird over the top names.

these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.

cody: im so good at fortnite I have 5 WINS.

ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.

by rfddgsgh November 6, 2019