Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.
That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita
by sushikid0 December 18, 2021
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assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly
Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!
by JennTara November 24, 2015
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Assholic

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.
by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018
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Assholic

The act of being an asshole
“Damn, Ty Scally is assholic
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Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.
Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.
by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021
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Asshole Alley

A nickname for the Montour Run Road exit in Pittsburgh, located on the Parkway West just outside of downtown. People are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. A caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.
I'm getting off the business loop, so I'm gonna try not to wreck at Asshole Alley.
by Maukali2016 March 04, 2016
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Asshole Bias

The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.
"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."

"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"
by McLovin17# January 07, 2025
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