Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.

Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

Asshole

A person who is inconsiderate of others, acts rudely, and generally disrespectful of authority and social hierarchies.

John is such an asshole.

by Johnj522 May 23, 2018

Asshole

Someone who steals your last pizza roll

Hey! that ASSHOLE stole my last roll ! GET HIM!!

by brown_guy15 December 27, 2017

asshole fiend

A male homosexual

Stay away from that nightclub, man, it’s full of nothing but asshole fiends.

by Cousin Rebel April 22, 2018

Multiple Assholes

Group of personnel who worked greatly together.

& yes,multiple assholes. big assholes.

Syazwan, adib, asyraf, hidayah, ilham & muzzhaffar are multiple assholes.

by Malaysian Shorthair December 27, 2017

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

Asshole

The place from where your crap comes

Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers

by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018