A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
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The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
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