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Josh

Very sexy guy, had every girl in his back pocket.
Has a weird friend who thinks he’s hard called Fraser Murray, also josh has a huge peen
Person 1:”who’s that”
Person 2:” that’s josh coulter”
Person 1:”ho lemme get him in my bed”
by 6969JC November 2, 2019
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.
A synonym for Chad could be Josh
by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022
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josh diaz

Josh Diaz is a Chimera from the tv show Teen Wolf, he is part Kitsune and part Wendigo. He was created by the Dread Doctors and later killed by Theo, he was addicted to drugs and loved to party. He is evil, but low-key a precious cinnamon roll.
Aw, man, too bad Josh Diaz died. He was my favorite Chimera!
by Jay878787 August 1, 2017
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Josh

Josh has a small dick, minimal friends. Goes after anything with a pussy. If that pussy don’t want him he will move to the next one reaaaaal quick.
It’s such a josh thing to do!
by Angie. And the rest March 4, 2019
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Josh

Any Josh you meet you will be drawn to. He is an absolute magnet.
He is also a part time cripple- he is always doing something that could cause a broken bone. He lives life on the edge!
When around a josh, if he is in a feisty mood, there is a risk of being strangled by a tie, but only if you deserve it lmao.
Yo have you seen josh he is such a cool guy!

Wow I just love josh
by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020
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Josh

A real one. A fucking Pimp! Women can’t deny, A straight Dick Slanger.
Joshua is a god of love who slangs Dick
by Jb402 November 23, 2021
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