Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021
Imagine you’re walking down the road, your life is at peace, you feel happy while listening to your favourite songs and suddenly... a large can of V suddenly hits you in the face while you hear loud tunes of “Murder On My Mind” by That Melly Guy... run. That is Dj V Ali, the largest menace in all of Australia, it’s a she but her identity is unknown, victims have seen her launch 700 V cans out the windows, police officers have lost tires from the edges of the V cans that render the wheels useless. She has drop kicked 50 elderly men aged 69 while wearing a V Can Costume and saying “It’s Go Time Fuckers” with her gang. Her gang consists of 40 toddlers that ride 24 large kittens and are known to cause havoc.
by Goldzma May 22, 2021
by Jkk873 March 27, 2019
A game that's fun, but makes it so you have to grind for weeks or months online playing minigames just to make it so you can do the first heist without paying any real money. Whist you grind, you have to deal with stupid 10-12 year olds screaming into their mics and spawn killing you because they used their moms' credit cards to rank up and buy in-game currency. Really the only thing you can do to keep grinding is to go into a different lobby to escape the spoiled brats that won't let you play the game in peace, and hope that the people in that lobby are cool and mature.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
The hottest most attractive women in the books. If she has Curly hair, Brown skin and black eyes. You found yourself a hot mama.
by sa..v February 28, 2021
toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024