dirty bump

We're you do a line of cocaine off of someone Else's ass starting from the crack and going down.

Babe you wanna do a dirty bump?

by Cocainemaster August 9, 2017

Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.

Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night

by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023

dirty shiv

See shiv but smeared in animal feces. That way, if the initial stab is insufficient, the wound gets horribly infected

"That bitch stole my pancake, get me my dirty shiv!"

by TwelvePercent March 2, 2016

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023

Dirty Muggie

When you pore cream soda in a girls pussy so that it starts coming out her nose. Then you stick your dick in her nose to block the cream soda.

Jody: I just pulled a Dirty Muggie on Clarise last night, my dick was so sticky afterwards.
Peter: Sick bro!!

by Vispatat June 24, 2022

Dirty Maggio

Fucking a girl in the Johnson household (preferably not a member of the Johnson family).

I totally pulled a Dirty Maggio last night. Pretty sure I’ve gotten more action in this house than anyone who lives here!

by CertifiedRedwood November 26, 2021

The Dirty Garf

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp

Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"

by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023