national denim day

The day everyone wears denim.

Person: bro why are you wearing denim?
You: it’s national denim day dumbass

by AntisemiticJew November 5, 2021

National door day

A day where everyone appreciates doors (not automatic 😩)

Person 1: what’s the day today?
Person 2: national door day!
Person 1: oh thanks!

by Lmao itz frostyy November 1, 2021

Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

Pic day

A day when a guy/girl can ask for any pick of choice and she/him can not say no and it can only stay between them if you don’t send them your fat or you hate them

Pic day send me pictures of you in the shower

by Pokimaneass day December 12, 2021

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name

Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

by thefreaknamedreek August 4, 2024