Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

Dick lippin

When a well endowed gentlemen peels his entire foreskin back to gently place a Zyn pouch in the space between his phallus tip and his foreskin. A space known as the dick lip. The Zyn pouch gently rests for an extended period of time in his penile cocoon, consistently releasesing doses of stimulating nicotine.

Jay is in such a good mood all the time. I'll bet you he's dick lippin' those Zyn pouches again. I can't seem to shake the habit myself.

by Mibbens December 17, 2025

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Dick Year

The period of time you go with out sec after she says I do in the marriage , and after the honeymoon before you get sex again . A dick Year after 2 years in a marriage it'll be a dick year before you ever get any again

Man it's been a dick year since my wife's giving me any

by NotYourAbercrombie December 21, 2025

brick dick in this bitch

freezing in here

(when outside) GODDAMN its brick dick in this bitch out here

by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

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