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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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dirty safe

Performing homosexual anal intercorse with one who's safe word is "pharaoh".
That dirty safe last really did me in!
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Dirty jak

When your boyfriend fucks you in the ass and you shit on his dick and then he pussy fucks you with his shit covered cock
"I might ask my girl for a dirty jak if I'm feeling lucky"
by Thatsnormal October 8, 2021
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Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.
I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass
by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022
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Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Dirty cransten

The best sexual experience a girl can have is the dirty cransten,will result in multiple orgasms side affects ,shakes ,loss of vision and in some cases Temperley loss of felling in legs
Omg that dirty cransten the pleasure was so intense I am still shaking

i can't see nor can I walk
by Frankie 👌 May 29, 2023
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Dirty Ithamar

When your wife is so ugly you have to put a bag over her head when you have sexual intercourse with her
by drastic baa March 17, 2024
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