national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

Rest day

A day where you allow your aged body to recover, or you do the opposite like Andrea Moss and run when you said you wouldn’t.

I was gonna run today but decided I need a rest day

by Local legend March 17, 2023

Ever Met A Day

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone who cares?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

i'm looking for a light and for a home
wishing there was someone i could talk to
but still i see no answer
all i mean is that i'm all alone
i'm sure that anyone will do
no it, no him, no her

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

so...

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone out there?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

by Death Menace March 17, 2023

National See Pussy day

Your girlfriend has to send you a picture of there pussy

This holiday is on April 2nd

boyfriend: Hey babe look what day it is

Girlfriend:Monday

Boyfriend:no national see pussy day!

by anonymous March 17, 2023

St. Niki's Day

A national holiday in Spain celebrating the life of St. Niki, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in BARCELONA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Niki's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....

It's St. Niki's Day, may you walk on the holy path of St. Niki!

by StNiki March 18, 2023

National non binary people meowing day

March 18th

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"

by Irishman732 March 18, 2023

International munch day

Celebrated the 3rd Friday of every month, it is a day looked forward to by many and forgotten by little. We honor those who are proud to be munch’s and have to commit at least 2 acts of munching.

Eric, did you notice international munch day is on Friday!! Get your tongue ready!!!

by RotcCadet420 March 19, 2023