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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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National Hug Day

Hug someone this day! On april 12th, it's national hug day!
by alex18274 April 11, 2019
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Colorful Day

A special holiday celebrated in December 6,

Color (American English), or colour (Commonwealth English), is the characteristic of visual perception described through color categories, with names such as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, or purple. This perception of color derives from the stimulation of cone cells in the human eye by electromagnetic radiation in the visible spectrum. Color categories and physical specifications of color are associated with objects through the wavelength of the light that is reflected from them. This reflection is governed by the object's physical properties such as light absorption, emission spectra, etc.
"Today is Colorful Day!"

"Today is St Nicholas Day"
by Lucas774 December 3, 2019
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Suck Dick Day

Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.
that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.
by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 7, 2021
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national denim day

Person: bro why are you wearing denim?
You: it’s national denim day dumbass
by AntisemiticJew November 5, 2021
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Jackson Day

Friday, March 8th, is national Jackson Perry day. It is a day where you find the closest guy named Jackson Perry and let him give you the best head you’ve ever received in your life.
I can’t wait to get head from my boyfriend since it’s national Jackson Day”
by JamesTreffer923 March 5, 2024
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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