how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Chuck up

To make the ultimate mistake, The true failure at life, To fumble and drop the ball, Worthlessness

When you make.the ultimate mistake you have chuck up everything

by OrginalTruth666999!!! September 2, 2025

Chuck up

The ultimate mistake in life. To mess up everything. Fumble and drop the ball. To be fake.

To make an ultimate mistake is to chuck up

by OrginalTruth666999!!! September 2, 2025

Shut the fucking mouth up

A very blunt, often humorous way of telling someone to stop talking, usually when they’re being annoying, repetitive, or saying something obvious. Similar in meaning to “shut the fuck up,” but slightly emphasizes the “mouth” for extra effect.

person 1:blah blah blah

person 2:shut the fucking mouth up

by randompersonidk2011 September 3, 2025

Holed Up

When something cool or not cool happens and you feel like a Butthead.

Butthead: “Uhuh Holed Up. Uhehehe Holed.

by Rat1996 September 6, 2025

Dubs Up

A way to express lots of joy/happiness;
Another way to say "lets fucking go"

"Yo guys I passed my driving test, DUBS UP!"

by GrayPrawn45 September 7, 2025

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

just shut your fucking mouth!!

pete: uwu

Gary: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025