National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

Coco day

A day celebrated by beaners based on the Disney film Coco. Coco day also referred to as “Dia de los Muertos” is a day celebrating the remembrance of departed family members.

Beaner 1: Aye foo, you ready for Coco day?

Beaner 2: Yea, I’m ready to honor the memory of the best musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz.

by SinisterFella April 20, 2023

National cousins day

<3 a day to love ur cousin and apple them and spend time with them

<3 I love my cousin and today imma spend time with her on national cousins day

by miyah🙄<3 August 7, 2021

Send a nude day

26th of november is the day where you send a nude to your partner/lover.

Hey you should send me a nude honey, do you even kniw what day it is? It’s the send a nude day!

by justherehangin November 26, 2019

National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

1989 cardigan day

On Febuary 26, we all wear our cardigans from the 1989 taylor's version launch.

You're wearing your 1989 cardigan on February 26, right? It's 1989 cardigan day.

by iwalkedthroughthedoorwithyou January 7, 2024

day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley August 19, 2015