Dirty Puddle

When you finish in the girls bottom, and she farts the semen out but her poop comes with it.

Yeah Bro! She let me hit it from the back today. She ended with a dirty puddle all over my chest!

by BigDawg901 August 20, 2023

dirty sherly temple

The act in which one shits on a child while receiving oral sex from a consenting adult.

Guy: dude, things went a little wild last night, totally did the dirty sherly temple.

Guys friend: gross, where do you find a parent willing to allow their kid to participate in such things.

by BrickDavis October 28, 2017

Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 2, 2023

dirty firebird

When you are having sex with a girl and it is hot n heavy and you feel the erge to cum, but you dont want to finish. So you take a rubberband or you can use your hand an put it tightly around your dick restricting the flow and causing the skin to turn red.

Jim: "I was having sex with Ashley last night and it was so hot i wasnt going to last, so i pulled a dirty firebird."
Chuck:"really? Did it work?"
Jim: " hell yeah"

by Fuckherrightinthepussy12345 July 5, 2014

Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024