A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
Get the dick inmug. a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin
by doctor johnny October 17, 2021
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by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
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