national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

Dick

Dick a male's gender organ or a slur which defines how someone was acting, usualy in a negative way

billy was acting like a dick yesterday

by aplikatora1231 November 17, 2022

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.

Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.

by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016

dick

you can suck mine <3

step 1- twist that dick shit mad hard till i cum

step 2- put that shit in your mouth real deep in there
step- keep sucking till u cant no more

by hotdicksucker December 16, 2021

dick's

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!

I hate dick's

by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

Hard Dick

when your horny as hell

I currently have a "hard dick"

by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022