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The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
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world war p

The time in which a girl tells her boyfriend she’s on her period but doesn’t want to embarrass herself by saying it out loud
Babe, it’s world war p and you don’t wanna know.
by Thatonegirl017 February 7, 2018
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truth and reality war

The inherently unresolvable conflict between the things individuals believe.
Because each individual comes to believe the things he or she believes as a result of his or her experiences, different individuals will always have certain beliefs which are from different to opposite the beliefs others have, and at different times will need to fight in the "truth and reality war."

Beliefs are thoughts linked to an emotion.

"Live and let live."
by but for February 15, 2018
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Water War Athlete

An individual who goes to the extreme in using their time, energy, and effort to get the perfect kill for senior assassin. Water Wars is not just a game to them it is a lifestyle. They eat, sleep and train up until senior year when senior assassin season comes around. They follow the rules to be the sneakiest for the perfect kill. The ultimate menace to the water wars society.
Larry was named water war athlete of the week because he hid in Shane’s front yard bush for 12 hours in a Ghillie suit.
by Momager1210 March 28, 2022
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fortnite war crimes

yay:)
by pseud0nym12470 June 2, 2022
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World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019
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Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.
by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020
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