Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

by corigunz October 29, 2010

black girl dance

a dance that involves A LOTT of booty poppin' and God knows what else. a dance that pretty much only black girls (hence the name black girl dance) can do. sighh. we need more white black girl dancin girls in the world. YOU GO BLACK GIRRRRRLS! boy, do i wish i could get crunk/black girl dance.

*School Dance*

white girl #1: danngg. i wish i could dance like themm black girls. *tries to black girl dance but looks like a fish outta water*
white girl #2: yeahh dont try that again. leave the poppin and shakin to the black girls. *tries to dance but looks like a person tryna start a lawnmower*

basically, white girls cant dance.

by lezz get crunkk January 1, 2009

Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.

'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'

by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010

punch drunk dance

While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.

After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.

by a_i_Dub January 12, 2012

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

Lap-Dance Line

The limit of acceptable physical contact between two platonic opposite gender friends, established by mutual agreement.

Karen and Bob decided that hugging and kissing on the cheek didn't cross the Lap-Dance Line for them, but motorboating did.

by KronocideStl March 15, 2009

hardcore dancing (HxC)

Hardcore Dancing or HxC, began as an urban dance scene were the rugged and brave soldiers of postharcore music danced to the rhythm of the bass and drums. Individuals usually copy previously invented "moves" and use them as their own, were as clever and constant dancers incorporate their own and show off. The goal is to walk around pumping your fists and singing the known lyrics while you wait for the "breakdown". Once the "breakdown" begins you must start dancing rhythmically and powerfully. There is no resting in HxC dancing.

1.: SING SING SING, PUMP FIST PUMP FIST, SING, !DANCE! ( you just hardcore danced)

2.: Hardcore Dancing (HxC) is not meant or individuals weighing less than 150 punds.

by rooachzilla February 8, 2009