Take a break from 2k day

WHEN YOU GOT THAT ONE FRIEND WHO WONT GET HIS ASS OFF 2K, PLAY ANY GAME OTHER THAN 2k

Bro its take a break from 2k day so get off 2k and play a game with me

by Jjbabay22222222222 October 18, 2022

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

Break-texting

When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.

"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"

by UJUHHH July 29, 2020

Shake and Break

Attempting to play BrickBreaker on your Crackberry device while on the subway, in the backseat of a NYC cab driven by a complete lunatic, off roading, etc...

To improve his BrickBreaker skills, Mark began to train underground on the 1 train, become a master of shake and break

by McShanowitz December 03, 2010

pre-study break

A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.

My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.

by Chillaxinator July 05, 2011

them's the breaks

that's the way things turn out (used to express resigned acceptance of a situation).

"I feel for Munro because he fought valiantly, but them's the breaks"

by Arminkshipper January 02, 2025

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017