Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

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Sausage Lipstick

A slang term for sucking dick.

"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."

by GeneralWasp October 29, 2012

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Not a sausage

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.

Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage

by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021

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Fiery Sausage

A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.

Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!

by Cronklet November 14, 2017

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