by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019
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Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
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Means a person - usually a male - who forgets/ignores his friends (brothers) for a member of the opposite sex. The person that the friends are being ignored for are usually sluts or 'easy'.
Means a person - usually a male - who forgets/ignores his friends (brothers) for a member of the opposite sex. The person that the friends are being ignored for are usually sluts or 'easy'.
Guy 1: "Hey, you've stopped talking to Jack"
Guy 2: "Actually, he stopped talking to me."
Guy 1: "Bro skank?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
Guy 2: "Actually, he stopped talking to me."
Guy 1: "Bro skank?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
by SofaKingBored March 15, 2011
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Often used in situations involving heavy drinking, promiscuous sex and EA sports.
Often used in situations involving heavy drinking, promiscuous sex and EA sports.
Sean : I think you should get her super wasted and take her back to my place
Matt : Good Idea. That's why you're the bro-thaurity brah
Matt : Good Idea. That's why you're the bro-thaurity brah
by sneakysnida36 January 10, 2012
Get the bro-thaurity mug.A guy or a close friend refereed to as "ho bro". A joking term for someone who tries to get attention by dressing or acting in a way to get attention from the opposite sex.
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