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Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022
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Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022
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Mike

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again
by th3machin3 March 8, 2022
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mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*
by amazinau March 8, 2022
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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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@mike keating

an amazingly awesome person who is so amazing amazing
by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021
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Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself
Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know
by Qspy May 16, 2021
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