May 6th

National fuck a girl named Laryssa day

Oh boy it’s May 6th time to fuck Laryssa

by Ty Turnbull October 22, 2019

Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

may the Rizz be with you

Famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars most commonly associated with ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz Kenobi for short).

may the Rizz be with you is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck while Rizzing up individuals. It expresses the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.

Jeremy: Damn she looking fine as hell! You reckon I can finesse her number bro?

Mark: may the Rizz be with you

by DripSoup January 17, 2023

may 23 2022

hug ur bf/gf

if u don’t ur just rubbish at dating xx

“go hug ur gf!”
“why”
“its may 23 2022 which means u have to hug ur gf or boyfriend”

by Emm200000 May 21, 2022

Jasmine Mai Rob

Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚

man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!

by crocod00dle February 4, 2022

ellie-may clements

I sit on my ass all day watching YouTube.

Goth.

YouTube ellie-May C
Instagram ellie__may721

Other Socals are in my YT description I'm funny as fuck.

Ellie-May Clements :Im a meme Lord No questions asked.

I love Oliver graves he is queen

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

May Fool's Day

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022