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Ghetto acne cream

mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.
Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".
by lkreyna2 March 6, 2008
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ghetto-way booty

An extremely large, usually flabby, saggy, or otherwise unattractive rear on a woman. Generally found on morbidly-obese females, and easily confused by those unexperienced at tagging ass.
"Yo, check out the ghetto booty on her!"
"Dude, she's a porker. That ain't a ghetto booty...that's a ghetto-WAY booty!"
by marine February 20, 2005
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ghetto harmony relationship

it is a love bound by no chains of opression, a love strengthened by soul food and Kanye West's soulful melodies. A love that says "Fuck You" to the man, a love that is most happy in it's disfunction. In short, in harmony with the ghetto

made by ross(please dont find him and shoot him)
joe and kate, both being black, have a ghetto harmony relationship

stop listening to kanye west and eating your fried chicken! daaaaamn you two and your ghetto harmony relationship... smhh.
by rararararosss November 25, 2010
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ghetto snow day

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
by notrpi April 7, 2010
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Ghetto Russian Roulette

A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.
"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?
by xxXHellzAngelzXxx January 12, 2013
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The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.
1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...
by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009
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ghetto pirate ship

A metaphorical reference to the entire workings of a gang. As gangs are generally groups of people involved in illegal activities designed to procure money and power, the term "ghetto pirate ship" refers to the entirety of the gang.

The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.

Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.
Enter Mambo (leader of the gang):

-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-

I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.

Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.

(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)

Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?
by pollup January 11, 2008
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