Flatmate Risotto

When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.

Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?

by HugeDaddy69 January 25, 2022

Flats

Fat ass motherfucker. Preferably a security guard. Often resembling “Flats the Flounder” from SpongeBob squarepants

Oh shit it’s flats, we can’t throw shit anymore

by Bocus January 27, 2022

Flattie

A breast cancer survivor that is FLAT after a mastectomy. It can be a double or single mastectomy, a survivor or previvor.

It can be because they chose not to get implants immediately or because they had to have their implants removed for one reason or another. An example of why they had them removed, they made them sick.

A friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer and said she wasn’t getting implants. I told her she would have to come with me to a Flatties meet up.

by Lsears February 10, 2022

flatubulous

Slightly peculiar, weird and kind of funny but still very confusing. On purpose.

Little red riding hood's encounter with her grandmother was quite flatubulous before she realised it wasn't her grandmother.

by juan234567 February 25, 2022

Flatusbowels

Having to poop right after farting.

“Looks like the Flatusbowels have kicked in”
“Wow I have to poop after that fart”

by Makin’ some words February 28, 2022

Flather

A mix between "slather" and "fling" mainly used in extreme disgust. A notable reason why you shouldn't bring hoofed animals to comedy clubs.

John: "Hey bro, did ya see last night's comedy special?"
Pete: "No, but I heard it was disgusting."
John: "Yeah, somebody rode their horse in and it flathered snot all over the club!"

by Fauxvoid March 8, 2022

Flatty Bs

Short hand for flatbreads

The café on the corner has some mean Flatty Bs

by RKushin March 21, 2022