a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar March 6, 2011

drunk off oxygen

A poor substitute for "high on life"

He doesn't need drugs, he's drunk off oxygen.

by Gok Is Wrong October 4, 2016

drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.

My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.

by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

drunk

When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more.

Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.

Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night?
Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that.
Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Holy fuckin Drunk

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

by Alkie_preist89 November 4, 2011