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Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
by stewie__08 June 1, 2020
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comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!
Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!
by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017
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Slug Dick

When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.

Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.
Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!
by w a b b i † Willburkey October 27, 2013
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Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
by Analkin May 25, 2022
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Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard
His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick
by Apple monkey October 7, 2015
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dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason
John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp
by Potato rapist April 26, 2014
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Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick
by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018
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