Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

The best

The best- Zayvion nigel Johnson

Zaytoven is the best

by Lipking June 26, 2022

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

best friend

Bella Coetzee. Truly an amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, humble, hard-working, generous, compassionate and just all round extraordinary girl. She’s what any girl would wish for in a best friend.

Girl :Hey did you see Bella?
Girl 2: yeah she’s my best friend

by Pandora 123 June 7, 2018

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

Best friend

A person who will kill you 10 times but you are still friends

I have no best friend

by Jfghbxvnvchm July 1, 2020