May 6th

National fuck a girl named Laryssa day

Oh boy it’s May 6th time to fuck Laryssa

by Ty Turnbull October 22, 2019

ellie-may clements

I sit on my ass all day watching YouTube.

Goth.

YouTube ellie-May C
Instagram ellie__may721

Other Socals are in my YT description I'm funny as fuck.

Ellie-May Clements :Im a meme Lord No questions asked.

I love Oliver graves he is queen

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

may 23 2022

hug ur bf/gf

if u don’t ur just rubbish at dating xx

“go hug ur gf!”
“why”
“its may 23 2022 which means u have to hug ur gf or boyfriend”

by Emm200000 May 21, 2022

monday 3rd of may

national slap thon's forehead day

"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may

by niyikey May 1, 2021

May 26 2006

An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though

Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.

by WolfieStarr January 25, 2022

May Fool's Day

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022