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asshole

its an asshole
you are an asshole
by the simple guy January 14, 2019
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PRIME ASSHOLE

Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?

Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.

An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?

Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.

Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021
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Asshole

Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
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asshole

someone who is stingy and greedy and overall just mean and rude
Dude devin is an asshole he never lets me play his xbox atleast you do bro
by gangganginthisbitch October 29, 2020
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Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough
Kelly you're an asshole face bitch
by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019
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