Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}

Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours

by lilsaigon June 3, 2018

tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

by Bocephus July 28, 2021

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.

“God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”

by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

Jaidens Duck Day

The Day Jaidens Pet Duck Died To Him Kicking It

Hey did you know its jaidens duck day lets honor that.

by TheDictionaryMan(NotEnder) May 3, 2023

down duck link

n: trash, garbage, rubbish, only one distrted object to the blasphemy

A: i will do this
B: no, dont be a down duck link

by j4s0n_T0dd March 29, 2023

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.

"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."

by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009