Blaine Tucker

Gets all the bitches

Blaine Tucker is so slay

by Axel_T October 29, 2022

taco tickler

A moustache

You know, growing my taco tickler really saved our marriage

by the kid from MAD magazine November 4, 2022

Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022

Liver tickler

Similar to a Liver Botherer.

“I say old boy, what’s that between your legs? It looks like a right Liver Tickler”

by DCor January 20, 2023

licky tickyr eeenadah

a licky ticyr eeenadah is a game to play witch is a gay sex dick smagger wel with pickle jucie

jhon: yo you wanna play licky tickyr eeenadah

micky: ya sure grabs pickle jucie

by in the mood February 17, 2023

boot tucker

Someone who tucks their boots into their pants.
Someone who wants to disguise their boots as shoes.
Someone who "does work" and doesn't want to get their boots wet because they can't handle wet pussy.

You were given the option to be a boot-tucker or a butt-fucker and you didn't want to be called a boot tucker

by TJ Tremorgun April 14, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023