I am masturbating on this 30 second video
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
by The menice May 07, 2024
A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.
by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
by Clutterofmass February 20, 2023
Thomas is an amazing person, knows how to make anyone laugh with one word. Literally has the perfect mindset and can make you smile by me look. Very smart, funny af, kind, loving. make you special ❤️
Thomas is amazing
by Nah hush ueuc September 01, 2022