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showing swag

doing shit to your friends around the hoes to impress them
*marcus walking with his girl in the hallway, sees jeremiah walking

marcus- “what’s good bitch ass nigga
*marcus presses jeremiah into a locker

jeremiah” nigga marcus showing swag right now”
by Master6900 February 18, 2024
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The Don and Travis Show

An attempt to purchase alcoholic beverages with false identification.
I'm going on The Don and Travis show, do you need me to get any beer for you?
by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003
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Shit show

A group on Facebook known as "kirstine's shit show" which has a group of individuals with sick twisted minds.
"Hey man have you seen the shit show page"?
by Dogo18 June 4, 2018
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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
by Combination Torch January 29, 2022
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The Maury Povich Show

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
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Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.
Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”
by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022
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