jordan blink

The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....
by LAb July 01, 2017
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Jordan Gympies

She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
Omg Jordan Gympies??

Is it pronounced Gym-Pies or Gympies???
by rhvbarbz November 22, 2021
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Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3
Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met
by Bird<33 September 01, 2021
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jordan costick

jordan costick is a jew
by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019
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Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 29, 2012
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Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month
by MilestoneInc February 01, 2022
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