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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering just short of "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium. A share valued at $1 or $1.50 less than a decade ago went for the equivalent of $568 before a 1:5 stock split; aviation stocks were similarly overpriced.

That was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy a stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
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Louisiana chum bucket

When a guy shits in a bucket, then a cow pisses in it then he mixes it with his dick and then feeds it to the girl
I used the Louisiana chum bucket on my sister when we were on the farm.
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Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
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Bucket and A mop

Term used in the song "WAP" By Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a$$ Pussy
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bucketism

the idea of hating all bucket people. bucketists are very BAD
"im so bucketist!! woo!! bucketism yeah!!!!!!"
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Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.
Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
by FondleMii March 21, 2023
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The Chum bucket

The chum bucket is a fictional restaurant from Spongebob: Squarepants, The chum bucket is widely known to be ran by Plankton, Mr.Krabs opponent, Plankton and Mr.Krabs are always trying to one up eachother by coming up with more and more original ideas, but The chum bucket fails terribly, nothing compares to the Krusty Krabs infamous Krabby Patty.
Plankton: MY RESTAURANT IS BETTER THAN YOURS KRAB
Mr.Krabs: haha, never The Chum Bucket always fails
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