When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
Get the Rusty Rinsemug. shut the fuck up rusty crouth.
by The24Shiz April 21, 2009
Get the Rusty Crouthmug. A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
Get the Rusty Bayonettemug. The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
Get the The rusty spoonmug. When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
Get the Rusty King Scorpionmug. The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
Get the Rusty Gearmug. by Rigsey June 24, 2017
Get the the rusty boneyardmug.