COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
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String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.
How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!
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Cold Civil War

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism
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Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo
I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim
by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018
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cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin
better cold then hot cold call
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Cold cut crackhead

People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
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Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...
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