september 27

This day is fuck your homie day. Go out and fuck any of your homies without question.

yooo its september 27 lets go fuck

by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023

September 27th

September 27th is the day to get yourself the baddest mf and ask her to be your Girlfriend

Its September 27th you should be my Girlfriend

by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023

September 26th

September 26th is national ‘show me your butthole’ day. It’s an amazing holiday for all booty lovers, so don’t be shy, and show a friend your ass.

Hey it’s September 26th, you know what that means ;)

by Chokolatemoose September 26, 2023

september 28

It's national say yes to your girlfriend day! On this day you have to listen to your girlfriend and every-time they ask you a guestion. You must say yes!

Girlfriend: "It's September 28th babe. Will you go make me a sandwich?"
Boyfriend: "yes... yes I will”

by 11/10:) September 27, 2023

September 28

Kiss your gf/bf day

On September 28 you HAVE TO kiss your bf/ gf

by Couples definition September 27, 2023

September 28

Tall, pretty people are born on this day 💝

👤:today's september 28, which means it's *******, ******, and ***** birthday today?
👤:then tall and fine people must be born on this day cs danggg-

by HeyyyyItsMe September 29, 2023

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024