When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010

Barb gave me dome and when I came I saw grass clippings on my dick. She used the sloppy Dallas technique.
by Cackblaster2000 October 15, 2020

by The true chad November 13, 2023

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.
Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!
Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

by Lil dick Jimmy October 15, 2020

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which leads to your genitals looking like a turd with lawn clippings
by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

by Cslrs2000 November 13, 2018
