by d rivera February 22, 2015

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011

by Urban_II January 29, 2022

Sitcom Show Disease or SSD is a term meaning that you or someone you know is living in a very sitcom like life. Could range from childish comedy to mature insanity
I think Jenson caught the Sitcom Show Disease. Seems everyone around him all have one liners to say.
by Lemarshby April 10, 2023

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.
by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013

*marcus walking with his girl in the hallway, sees jeremiah walking
marcus- “what’s good bitch ass nigga”
*marcus presses jeremiah into a locker
jeremiah” nigga marcus showing swag right now”
marcus- “what’s good bitch ass nigga”
*marcus presses jeremiah into a locker
jeremiah” nigga marcus showing swag right now”
by Master6900 February 18, 2024

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
