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Rusty Parrot

The act of giving someone a rimjob while listening to Margaritaville.
After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage June 8, 2018
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Rusty Barnegat

A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?

I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
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Rusty Tin Man

What happens after Dorothy sits on the Tin Man's face
by BeatleBabe007 November 19, 2024
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Rusty Rob

Rusty Rob
rust·ee rob

Noun

1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.

2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
“Damn, we were about to wrap up preflight… then Rusty Rob showed up and found corrosion (Flecking) on the inlets".
by Jack Hammer69 September 3, 2025
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rusty prolapse

A rusty prolapse is when one lubricates ones cock with truffle butter to perform anal.
Dude last night was sick.. I gave her the rusty prolapse.
by Pseudoseer March 3, 2019
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rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”
Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!
by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022
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Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.
Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.
by Mimi420 August 29, 2021
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