Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,

When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!

by King of Memes! May 26, 2025

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

Fuck! I got a rusty nail

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020

rusty chum bucket

The act of peeing & Pooping in a rusty Bucket while on ur period then feeding it to you partner

"Yeah Stephen let me give him a rusty chum bucket last night"

by Buggy123 December 11, 2024

Rusty Rebel

Rusty Rebel is basically a "Rusty Trombone" but the person giving it hums the song Dixie Land/I wish I was in Dixie.

"She gave me a Rusty Trombone and started humming some southern song" - Dave
"Oh , she gave you a Rusty Rebel" - Pete

by Rebel Rat November 14, 2016

Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.

“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”

by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021