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Dirty Purple

The act of sucking another man's dick so hard hard it turns purple
Tristan had to go to the Doctor because his dick was purple looks like he got a Dirty Purple
by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022
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Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.
James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though ๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„!
by genemutant November 6, 2023
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it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023
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purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.
Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikingsโ€™ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.
by Purplenado March 4, 2023
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Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald
hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.
by keithsimonson June 2, 2011
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Purple

Purple is REALLY stupid
by 6ire April 27, 2024
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