david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

David

David, poznatiji kao muđa. Svi znamo da su to ti Davide

Evo muđe (davida)

by Muđa12345 November 22, 2021

Kameron and david

Kameron and david are a cute couple originated from harlow town. They have a very toxic relationship. Both enjoy late night cuddles watching police interceptors. Kameron will do anything for david even miss football and so they can have a quickie behind McDonalds car park. David has a bbc .

Damn that couple is a proper kameron and david

by Clungemuncher62 April 25, 2022

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Josef David Peter perko

Likes boys

Josef David Peter perko likes boys

by Camocuber December 14, 2019

David

That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.

Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....

by Jóžef May 5, 2022

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022