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The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
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Big Mike

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.
by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020
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Mike Macklin

Mike formally know as Sam macklin's part contact.
" Hi Mike Macklin speaking. , Hi Mike Macklin, Its Sam macklin here. Can you help with this part? No fuckin talk to Corey "
by Kroc west July 31, 2025
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mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.
Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"
by Vlademir December 12, 2008
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Mike

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again
by th3machin3 March 8, 2022
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Mike Dirnt

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era
by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023
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Mike

1 Girl- “Mike been messing with both of us”!
by Kitties Mohawk May 22, 2021
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