That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021
by aixelli April 14, 2022
by Kyota Vandantillaart November 10, 2022
While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024
A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
by Movas November 03, 2022
I gave her the Mike Tyson
by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017