Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

by Yerran October 13, 2016

Jean Legs

What someone would call someone with an absession with wearing jeans on their legs

Yo jean legs what's up

Heyyyyy is that you jean legs?

Come out of the corner jean legs, I promise the bullies are gone

by FartOnMyBalls October 16, 2016

leg

leg is this incredible specimen that can be used as a noun (the actual leg on a person), verb (to leg someone), and adjective (leg is a good thing).

Lucy has some hot ass legs.
I'm going to leg it up with my brother.
Dude, those Jordan's are so leg.

by Dixie Normas69 November 4, 2016

chickie legs

A humans skinny, bony legs so much so they are compared to chicken legs however so much skinnier and bonier than chicken legs are little chick legs.

Damn her mother has some hobster chickie legs!

by WardSmithe November 14, 2016

full moon and empty legs

In other words, "Bring it all in"

When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.

by Maxxy9458 November 15, 2016

Polio Legs

The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.

That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.

by MajorHole November 18, 2016