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Kevin

I feel like Kevin is a straight man from Ohio that works as a dentist during the day and a prostitute at night. He values long walks on the beach and has a weird foot fetish. Kevin like to look cool and impress the ladies with his magic tricks.
"No way you dentists Name is KEVIN too?"
by Hazardous_Hound October 25, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
That dude is such a Kevin
by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
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kevin

Kevin has a massive cock
I love Kevin I seen his massive cock in pe
by Candian man 123 March 26, 2022
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Pulling a Kevin Spacey

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023
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Kevin Barnfield

Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch
by Arsenal fan tv September 30, 2019
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Kevin

A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D
Omg! Kevin is the weirdest person ever!
by Notme124 October 27, 2021
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Kevin Sharts

Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121
KEVIN SHARTS SHART IS FLOODING THE ENTIRE CITY
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 5, 2021
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