internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.

"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."

by geekforbrains January 6, 2023

a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023

Internet explorer

Pure stupidity. The only Microsoft browser you should instantly delete and blow up.

Guy 1: did you hear about internet explorer?
Guy 2: ikr its the dumbest fucking app ever

by Dudecrushgaming November 22, 2018

Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet troll

Kam .k

That internet troll is yelling at his game

by XxparksxX December 7, 2018

Internet

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

by caseylovesnicfortnite December 9, 2018