Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.

Man he’s got such a mullet hat.

by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019

hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020

power naps and party hats

rusty's new motivational slogan

Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.

by Abhs May 5, 2011

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent

I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!

by Hatsboi February 24, 2020

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 29, 2018

Ass hat

The sorry hoes in your local supply chain, also known ass cock gobblers.

Those ass hats in supply chain are costing us money.

by Team Mopar South Division November 10, 2018